Dead Sugar Daddy Storage


Recently I stumbled upon a company making bumper stickers that said "dead hooker storage" on them... When I spoke to the company I was told "it's just a joke!", however, being that sex workers are all too often victims of abuse and murder (especially now due to the aftermath of FOSTA/SESTA) I was completely horrified at the product and certainly didn't find humor in it... Instead of staying mad, I made retaliation art.

People love making sex workers the butts of jokes, that's cool - At least put us in your will before *you* make "jokes" and murdering *us* :)

$2 of every sell of this print will go to SWOP Behind Bars.

Shipping from United States

Processing time

1-2 weeks

Estimated shipping times

  • North America : 3 - 14 business days
  • Europe : 3 - 21 business days

I'll do my best to meet these shipping estimates, but can't guarantee them. Actual delivery time will depend on the shipping method you choose.

Customs and import taxes

Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

Payment Options

Secure options
  • Accepts Etsy gift cards

Returns & Exchanges

I gladly accept returns

Just contact me within: 14 days of delivery

Ship items back to me within: 30 days of delivery

I don't accept exchanges or cancellations

But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

The following items can't be returned or exchanged

Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:

  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)

Conditions of return

Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.

Reviews (1)


Isn’t it gorgeous? High-quality print and fast shipping. And now I get to look at my dressing room wall and remind myself that someday, I too can get my name in a millionaire’s will. 😹

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